urcr:

when u wanna watch Netflix but there’s nothing 2 watch so u just kinda sit there looking like a confused ostrich

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(Source: miscaitlin)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

"What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for, and to do it so unconsciously."

Haruki Murakami  (via oh-so-saltyandmean)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)